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My Spartan Vacation
In life, there are certain absolutes: death and taxes. In South Haven, Michigan the certain absolutes are mediocre, overpriced breakfasts served by slovenly waitresses, and middle-aged, smarmy guys...
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The Versatile Blogger Award
I would like to thank whomever thought of this award, and for giving a kid from a West suburban, upper-middle class background a chance! I don’t know where I’d be without a stable family, a good...
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Conundrum
Help me out here please. Which one is Donatella Versace and which one is Iggy Pop? Any luck? No? Well, me neither. Ok, here’s another. Holy Former Heroin Addict. I still can’t tell. Maybe it’ll help if...
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The Choad Menagerie
You’re probably hoping that this particular post is the McCrabass version of Tennessee Williams’s classic “The Glass Menagerie”, but it isn’t. Simply put–I am here to crush your dreams once again. The...
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Shut. It. Down. 9/30/13
I’m tired and worn out from monitoring the shitfest that is Congress, so here’s a post before the lights go out. Yes, I love y’all that much. Oh and there’s lots of salty language and general...
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